Before We Start This Again Ms. Help Desk Lady, I Have One Question For You....

...do you know what happens to liars? Do you? Because I think you're about ready to find out.

You told me the problem with the claim was a bad NPI number. You sounded very certain, almost like you were swearing you spoke the truth.

I'm glad you didn't actually swear though, because bad things happen to people who break oaths, at least if you buy all the Jesus stuff that so freely floats around this country.

I believed you because you were in a position of trust. I hung up and went to the information superhighway to look up a new NPI number (by the way, for those of you who don't know, you can look up NPI numbers in seconds online, but it requires your employer to treat you like an adult and allow you internet access. Good luck with that. You can do a lot of stuff online to make your workday easier. You might want to think about taking a tablet to work)

I put in the new NPI and......got the exact same reject. How could I not feel betrayed? I came to you for guidance Ms. Help Desk Lady, and you threw my good intentions and trust down a rathole.

I only want to get this Celebrex paid for. I'm not greedy. A little over my acquisition cost will be fine.

What I got instead was another in a long line of emotional manipulations by the women in my life. I thought it would be different with you. I suspect the real problem is you need a prior auth and you knew that all along.

Why don't women ever tell you what they really need?

So when I call again Ms. Help Desk Lady, you can toy with me once more, use me as your plaything for your amusement. Or you can do the right thing. I'm not hopeful.

I'm even starting to suspect my call isn't very important to you at all. As I rot on hold.
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Before We Start This Again Ms. Help Desk Lady, I Have One Question For You....
Before We Start This Again Ms. Help Desk Lady, I Have One Question For You....
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