Speaking Of Debates....

A lot of you have no doubt seen this already, but for those of you who haven't, this is real, actual footage of last night's Republican presidential debate. The featured speaker here is Texas Governor Rick Perry:




I'm thinking my fellow uber-liberals and I could use this to our advantage:

 "It was Defense"

 "Wha?"

"The third agency of government you said you would eliminate Governor, it was the Defense Department"

"I said that?"

"Yes, of course, it was genius"

"Was I drunk?"

"Probably, but it doesn't matter, this is quite frankly the boldest, most decisive game changing move in the history of presidential politics. Now eliminating the entire Pentagon might be a tad extreme, but immediately ending the bailout of Iraq and Afghanistan would put you in stark contrast to President Obama, showing you have the cajones to actually do what he only dreams about."

"You mean, I'd be doing the opposite of what Obama has done?"

"Absolutely, you could be the second American president in a row to win the Nobel Peace Prize, and the first to deserve it."

"Well sign me up pardner......YEEEEEEEEEHAAAWWWWWW!!!!!"

Yup, a tough talking Governor of Texas, short on smarts, not much for details, leads with his gut and reliant on others for big picture guidance.

What could possibly go wrong?


Oh. Yeah. Um, never mind.


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