He Failed You Sarah

His ammunition spent, the assailant stopped to reload, the authorities said, inserting a 31-round clip into the chamber of his Glock semiautomatic pistol before raising the gun again.
And in what was perhaps the only fortunate event of the day, the spring on the second clip failed. Two other men in the crowd lunged at the gunman and tackled him to the ground.


All indications were that he was trying Sarah, so maybe you'll cut him some slack for that.

I, and most of you reading this who are a member of one of the health care professions, learned long ago that when you are in a position of responsibility you have to be careful what you say. I just had an alcoholic customer finish drinking himself to death after his doctor told him "an occasional drink wouldn't hurt anything" That doctor was a dipshit, and Sarah Palin is a dipshit as well.

Or else she really does want people to shoot into crowds and kill 9-year old girls. I never thought I would be hoping so hard for Sarah Palin to be so stupid.

Last summer,  Ms. Giffords’s Republican opponent, Jesse Kelly, had a campaign event in which voters were invited to “shoot a fully automatic M-16” with him to symbolize his assault on her campaign.

Sadly, Sarah isn't the only dipshit.

"Drugmonkey you don't understand" the conservatives are saying. Conservatives start off every rebuttal by implying we don't understand, for they are much smarter and much more wise to the ways of the world than we shall ever be. "Sara and Jessie were talking metaphorically." They will put a particular emphasis on the word "metaphorical," implying that maybe we should look it up later.  The only reason a conservative can comprehend that you are not one of them is that you are not smart enough.

I am smart enough to know that you don't tell an alcoholic an occasional drink is OK though, and also smart enough to know you don't put this in front of the general public and then act like you don't know what will happen:




Look at that and then ask yourself what would happen if it had been on the Nation of Islam's website in the runup to last fall's election. You'd be calling for Louis Farrakhan's nuts on a platter right now, that's what you'd be doing.

So I guess I'm a little confused as to why Sara Palin's tits shouldn't be served up on a platter.

Unless they really do want us dead. Then it would all make sense.
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He Failed You Sarah
He Failed You Sarah
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