Zogenix Pharmaceuticals Meets The Country's Need For More Hydrocodone.

Think Of This As An NPR Pledge Drive. That Won't Cost You Anything.

A Practical Question At This Point.

A Little Knowledge Can Be Dangerous. An Illustration.

A Rerun And Shameless Book Plug All In One. What's Not To Love About This Post?

From the "Someone Doesn't Quite Get The Point, And That Someone Is CVS" File.

Normally I'm A Thirst For Knowledge Kinda Guy, But I'm Calling This Quest Off And Remaining Blissfully Ignorant.

If You Pay Attention, Most People Give You Subtle Little Clues As To How Their Mind Works....

Nation Prepares For The Annual Running Of The Tools.

My Thanksgiving Gift To You. A Passive-Aggressive Way To Strike Back A Bit At One Of The Forces Destroying The Profession.

Highlights From A Half-Day Of Pill Counting Action.

A Thanksgiving Rerun: After Roughly 400 Years, I Think The Lesson Of The Holiday Is Crystal Clear.

California's Medicaid Problem Solved.

Another Reason Your Prescription Costs So Damn Much. Medco Wants A Chunk Of Your Lipitor.

So...Um....Yeah...Not Sure Where That Last Post Came From. Moving On....

Side Effects May Include The Ability To Get Through One More Mediocre Day.

Republican Presidential Candidates. The Gift That Keeps On Giving.

Speaking Of Debates....

What Better Way To Cut Through Bullshit Than With A Good Old Fashioned Debate.

Walgreen's POWER Outages Continue: The Emergence Of "Deep Pill 2"

From The "I Work At Dundler Mifflin" File.

Walgreen's Bold Vision Of The Future As It Actually Works In The Real World, Including Tips On How Addicts Can Use The POWER Program To Get A Fix

"No Excuses" Said The Pharmacy District Manager, "Tomorrow You Will Meet Your Flu Shot Quota Or There Will Be Consequences"

Walgreen's Puts One Vision Of Pharmacy's Future In The Nation's Newspaper Of Record, But Seems To Be Awful Quiet About The One It's Actually Been Working On.

Darvocet And Dulcolax Are Interchangeable For The Right Patient.

Why Do People Call Them Teabaggers? For No Other Reason Than To Insult Them With A Sexual Innuendo, Obviously.

I Think This Might Be The Closest I Can Get To Being In Love Without Crossing The Gay Line.

I Suppose It Would Be Rather Horrifying To Look At Your Baby And Discover An Ass Problem.

I Make A Vow To You This Night. As Surely As I See This Glass Of Absinthe Before Me, I Will Dedicate The Rest Of My Life To Work Worthy Of The Nobel Peace Prize.

We Have Finally Reached A Bipartisan Consensus In Washington. Now All We Need Is A Time Machine.

A Question About A Question.

Attention Pharmacy Students: Take A Good Look Before You Decide To Enter Retail.

It Was A Shit Sucking Day At Work Yesterday. Oddly Enough, This Made Me Feel Much Better.

Sonny Rollins And The Candy Lady