From The "I Could Not Have Said It Better Given All Eternity" Department

"I am sorry to have to introduce the subject of Christmas. It is an indecent subject; a cruel, gluttonous subject; a drunken, disorderly subject; a wasteful, disastrous subject; a wicked, cadging, lying, filthy, blasphemous, and demoralising subject. Christmas is forced on a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press: on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred; and anyone who looked back to it would be turned into a pillar of greasy sausages."

-George Bernard Shaw

Happy fucking Black Friday.
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From The "I Could Not Have Said It Better Given All Eternity" Department
From The "I Could Not Have Said It Better Given All Eternity" Department
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