From The "I Really Wouldn't Be The World's Worst Parent" File. (Part 1)

SALINAS, Calif.—A California couple faces child endangerment charges after police say they tried to sell their 6-month-old baby for $25 outside a Walmart store.
Salinas police spokesman, Officer Lalo Villegas, said Thursday that Patrick Fousek, 38, and Samantha Tomasini, 20, were arrested early Wednesday, hours after Fousek allegedly approached two women outside Walmart and asked if they'd like to purchase his child.

Walmart. Low prices. Always. I was out baby shopping just last week and Macy's wanted $150 for their babies. On sale. Couple that with the $4 amoxicillin for the kid's first ear infection and you gotta ask yourself, why you would shop anywhere else?

Fousek and Tomasini were arrested at 1 a.m. Wednesday at their home. Officers said the couple appeared high on methamphetamine and the house was in disarray. A police report also claimed that Tomasini told Child Protective Services, who took the baby, that she had breast-fed the infant while under the influence, Villegas said.

"It was my way of pinching pennies" Tomasini didn't say. "No matter how much of a crack whore I became, there just never seemed to be enough money for both of our Adderall prescriptions. This way I could treat both of our ADDs at once"

You know I write tongue in cheek. Keep reading if you yearn for any sense of justice in this world.....
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From The "I Really Wouldn't Be The World's Worst Parent" File. (Part 1)
From The "I Really Wouldn't Be The World's Worst Parent" File. (Part 1)
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