A Quickie Joke From The Day's Paper That Writes Itself.

The Vatican on Saturday ordered the overhaul of one of the Catholic Church's largest and most influential organizations following an investigation into decades of sexual abuse by the group's founder and systematic efforts to cover it up.
Mexican-born Father Marcial Maciel engaged in "very serious and objectively immoral behavior," the Vatican said — including fathering at least one child and sexually molesting boys and seminarians.
...the Legionaries, as they are known, operate in nearly 40 countries with 800 priests, 2,600 seminarians and a lay branch.

"Accusations of deviant sexual behavior by priests strike at the very heart of our church and wound our soul" said fictional Vatican spokesman Cardinal Gavin Musconi. "If it turns out that Father Maciel did engage in sex with an actual consenting adult we will immediately reorganize the lay branch of the Legionaries to ensure that any laying only fits into accepted church guidelines"

"That really seems to be the only problem I can find though. The adult thing......" Cardinal Musconi added. "What? Why are you looking at me like that?"
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A Quickie Joke From The Day's Paper That Writes Itself.
A Quickie Joke From The Day's Paper That Writes Itself.
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