One More Bit Of Blasphemy To Round Out This Holy Weekend.

So...let me see if I have this straight. God sends his only son down here because he has to die for the sins of humanity. Which somehow makes Christianity a monotheistic religion.

OK, fine. But is there any reason this son had to be such a drama queen about it? Any reason he couldn't have just lived to a ripe old age and then died of a tragic heart attack? I think Jesus was being a bit selfish by provoking his own crucifixion the way he did. After all, didn't he pretty much end up robbing us of 40 or 50 more years of teachings with that little stunt of his?

Yeah, it was all about you, wasn't it Jesus? Can't help but notice how you made sure you got the cross in the center.

If I remember correctly, Gautama Buddha inspired one of the world's major religions while living to be 80 years old. Evidently The Buddha got by on talent, and not on cheap theatrics like some deities.

None of this will stop me from eating a ham tomorrow though. While I think Jesus has a lot to learn from The Buddha, I also think the idea of having a special meat to mark your holidays is a good one.
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One More Bit Of Blasphemy To Round Out This Holy Weekend.
One More Bit Of Blasphemy To Round Out This Holy Weekend.
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