I Can't Decide If This Is Hilarious Or Infuriating.

"Combines The Most Powerful Forces Of Heaven And Earth!" says the box in the upper right.

Snicker Snicker....

Do you believe? Wear this solid COPPER MAGNETIC THERAPY JESUS BRACELET for the most powerful healing and comfort you've ever experienced!

Oh my God this is comedy gold.

COPPER has been relied on for centuries to ease the pain of arthritis, bursitis, back pain, poor circulation, and more

Wait. The best line is coming up.

And faith in the miracles of JESUS can not only protect you from physical pain, but soothe your soul in times of stress!


Fully adjustable to fit most wrists.

I can just see that being the clincher for the 800 pound fatass whose back is killing him because a back was never meant to support 800 pounds. Getting ketchup on the form as he fills it out he is, then running the envelope to the mailbox on his riding mower. Because filling out a form for a copper Jesus bracelet is way easier than moving around or trying that goddamn diet his doctor gave him.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......

I can also see the little old lady who's been battling cancer for a year putting her last ounce of faith in a scheister doing business out of some temporary warehouse space in Van Nuys, California. Then trying to take them up on the money back guarantee.

Ha ha ha.....wait...that's, um, not funny at all. Sigh.

So it would seem Jesus has created quite the schism in my brain tonight. It's far from the first schism for which he's been responsible.

Something tells me it's not even real copper.
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I Can't Decide If This Is Hilarious Or Infuriating.
I Can't Decide If This Is Hilarious Or Infuriating.
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