From The Mailbag: A Reader Writes In To Prove That A Texan Can Be Both Thoughtful And Articulate. And That I Am Like Hitler.

Got this in response to my explanation of the theory that global warming could lead to a breakdown of the North Atlantic saline pump, and subsequently to the slowing of the Gulf Stream, resulting in Europe getting colder as the rest of the planet warms, which was attached to a post that included insinuations that southerners in general and Texans in particular are a little dumb:

Straight out of Texas, you bitch ass, size envy having hatchet wound...suck my "texasshole" you Pansy ass twat wig.

Well I guess that just proves the whole saline pump theory wrong now doesn't it?. In some alternate teabagger universe that is, the center of which is probably Houston. I stand corrected.

My right wing intellectual friend also had this to say:

Never understood knocking a whole region or group of individuals, Hitler did, I just don't.

Which indeed makes you a better person than Hitler. You and everyone else who isn't responsible for the industrial scale killing of 6,000,000 people in death camps and another 60,000,000 or so in a war you started. Congratulations. You, Lou Dobbs, The Unabomber, and Osama Bin Laden are all better people than Hitler. Nothing like setting your goals high and then striving to achieve them. You have much to be proud of sir.

Despite the fact you're from Texas, the asshole of the United States, and, not coincidently, the home of George W. Bush.

Not to mention ZZ Top.
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From The Mailbag: A Reader Writes In To Prove That A Texan Can Be Both Thoughtful And Articulate. And That I Am Like Hitler.
From The Mailbag: A Reader Writes In To Prove That A Texan Can Be Both Thoughtful And Articulate. And That I Am Like Hitler.
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