Tomorrow I'm Supposed To Be Thankful Because Some Indians Who Later All Got Killed Didn't Let Some Pilgrims Starve. OK, I'm Down With That.

I'm thankful that I'm free to give my body a break from the river of scotch I pour down my throat every night by lighting up a joint every once in awhile.

Oh, whoops. I forgot for a second there I'm not.

But I am thankful I can leave my stress behind and am free to take a little vacation to a tropical wonderland such as Cuba.

Except I'm not. And not because the Cubans won't let me in.

Wow. Look how cynical I am. Alright. Lemmie try again.

I guess I'm thankful that kid really wasn't in the balloon.

And I'm thankful I'm not a turkey.

Go eat now.



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Tomorrow I'm Supposed To Be Thankful Because Some Indians Who Later All Got Killed Didn't Let Some Pilgrims Starve. OK, I'm Down With That.
Tomorrow I'm Supposed To Be Thankful Because Some Indians Who Later All Got Killed Didn't Let Some Pilgrims Starve. OK, I'm Down With That.
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