It's A Short Night For Me, Which Means A Quickie For You.

A quickie, nonetheless, that I think will make you feel better about your workday:


IOWA CITY - Police arrested a man Friday for allegedly defecating in a pharmacy on Friday.

Robert Lee, 57, went into CVS pharmacy, 2425 Muscatine Ave., at 4:17 p.m. where he walked to the front area of the store, lifted up his shirt, dropped his pants and defecated on the floor and walked out, according to criminal complaints.


I think the guy was probably just speaking for a good part of CVS's customer base, as well as more than a few pharmacists who've had to call one of their sorry-ass stores for a copy. I might have been tempted to pick up his bail if he had done this at the CVS down the street from my happy pill room.

Thanks to the alert reader who tipped me to the story.
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