Good Communication Is Vital If You Are Running A Rouge State.

Because honestly, if you are a member of the axis of evil, you have an image to uphold. You need to sound ominous. Fearsome. You want to send a chill up the spine of the world with your words. When you do something that shows your contempt for civilization, like stomping on the right of free speech by arresting journalists in the midst of their work, you don't want to ruin the moment by saying something like this:

Ms. Ling and Ms. Lee, reporters for Current TV, a San Francisco-based media venture founded by former U.S. Vice President Al Gore, were arrested by the North Korean military on March 17 on charges of illegally crossing the border from China. They were in China to report the plight of North Korean refugees who fled hunger at home and were living in hiding there.

The North’s state-run Korean Central News Agency accused the two of “illegal entry" and said, "their suspected hostile acts have been confirmed by evidence and their statements, according to the results of intermediary investigation conducted by a competent organ.”

"The organ is carrying on its investigation and, at the same time, making a preparation for indicting them at a trial on the basis of the already confirmed suspicions," it said.

Wow. All that work to show the west what a bad-ass you are goes down the drain because you're too cheap to hire a real translator. It's the little things that make champions North Korea. Better luck next time.

Although I gotta admit the thought of being drug from my cramped prison cell to face questioning by a giant, competent pancreas is kinda frightening. I'm assuming it would be a pancreas running the investigation, as I think the pancreas is the most competent organ in the human body. Just kinda does it's thing you know, doesn't really seek any glory like those hot-dogging kidneys. Kidneys are attention whores. And do I really have to say you can't trust the penis in a situation like this? Yeah, I'm thinking this is definitely a case for the pancreas. Maybe the spleen.

Lesson learned, if I ever become the head of a brutal communist dictatorship, and I arrest some journalists, I'm gonna have them proofread the press release announcing their own detention.

Then I'll make a nuclear bomb and cruise the capital looking for chicks. I bet having a nuclear bomb and being dictator of your own country is a total chick magnet.
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